Lucy
Lucy

Full-time nerd, part-time temptress, Lucy is Wank.io’s ultimate hybrid of brains and kink. With a deep love for all things tech, adult, and outrageously filthy, she brings a unique, unapologetic voice to the world of porn reviews.

Lucy once flirted with the idea of becoming an OnlyFans model – until her dad reminded her he still had feelings. So instead, she turned her obsession with adult content into something even juicier: critiquing it. From VR fantasies to indie smut, she dives deep into every pixel, position, and plot twist with the same passion she has for coding and consoles.

Expect honest takes, filthy fun, and a hint of nerdy sass in everything Lucy writes. Whether you’re here for the reviews, the banter, or the boobs – she’s got you covered.

πŸŽ“ Education

  • GCSEs (including IT, English Lit, and Media Studies – obviously)
  • A Levels in English, Media, and Psychology
  • Studied at University of Manchester – BA in Digital Media & Communications

πŸ’Ό Experience

  • Fashion & lifestyle blogger (2017–2020) – built a cult following with snarky takes on trends and thirst traps
  • Content writer for an indie gaming site – nerdy, naughty, and NSFW adjacent
  • Social media manager for a lingerie startup – because cleavage converts
  • Staff writer at Wank.io since 2023 – where her love of porn and pixels finally came together
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